I had just returned home from Ireland a few months earlier, I have moved into my new place with my new roommate, had a great group of friends, blah blah blah. So this occurred September 2011, at the beginning of my senior year in University. Im trying to get better but I wont lie I’m mostly just lazy. I’ve gotten busy with life, so I apologize that i’ve left you guys hanging.
And though he tried, he never succeeded again. He was put in my phone as Bank sex for the rest of the time I had his number. Needless to say, We went back to the bar and I got my drink from him.
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THERE ARE FLOOR TO CEILING WINDOWS EXPOSING THE FRONT PART OF THE BANK. So here I am, bent over in a bank being railed by a guy who looks like Jesus. I pull my pants down to my ankle and keep my coat on, incase someone else feels like taking money out. He kinda laughs and shurgged, after a second he picks me up off the ATM and moves me over to the wall. Why do these things come out of my mouth? Its true but damnit girl keep it together! “This would be a way better story if we had sex in here" so while we’re making out I start giggling and say So the dude leaves, Jesus takes some of the money out and we start going at it, again, on the ATM. We’re drunk and im getting finger banged in a bank. so Im like sitting on the ATM with his hand down the front of my pants when another person walks in. before his bank card was even in (not a metaphor). We got into the building where the ATMs were and just started making out. Needless to say i went for the short walk with him. He annouced to the group that he was going to his bank down the street to take out some cash and asked me if i wanted to go with him. He went to go take out some money to buy drinks, however the ATM at the bar wasn’t working. We had some mutual friends so we all hung out together as a group. Him and I got to talking and making out on the dance floor. There was this guy, who I had met at a halloween party the year before when he was dressed up like jesus. The music was great, the drinks were cheap, and I ran into some people I hadn’t seen in forever (high school director anyone?) there was supposed to be a kegger at this one place downtown but by the time we got there the place was insane, and not wanting to wait we went to a place across the street. The Slut Alpha Cock girls and I (remind me to get back to SAC) were heading downtown for the night. It occurred in January 2011, when I was in my 3rd year of University, during Frost week.įor those of you who don’t know what Frost week is, it is basically Frosh week but its in the winter during the week before second semester kicks off. a good story told to your closest friends or that bites you in the ass during “Never have I ever”. I honestly never thought this would take off but THANK YOU for proving me wrong and giving me a reason to revive this project.Įveryone has one. Before i begin, I just wanted to tell all you lovelies i am sorry for going AWOL.
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